There is this gas station chain in Las Vegas called “Terrible” . There is a Terrible car wash, a Terrible lube. There is a Terrible casino too, of course. There are a lot of terribly crass objects in Las Vegas, not all owned by the same outfit, let me tell you.
So sifting through my audio files I found this clip about trying to buy gas at Terrible’s. It’s only about a minute, the amount of time I needed to decide not to wait there any longer.