Up to the Maple Leaf country…
Up to the land of the puck…
Goes the expatriated American…
Running from Donald Trump…
Some go to Vancouver…
Called by the lure of the sea…
Some of them are dress up like cowboys..
And end up in Calgary…
Late night you will find them..
Hiding out in Saskatchewan..
Saying “How’s yer Mum eh?”…
And drinking beer called Labatts…
First you learn the native customs..
Soon a word of French or two…
They really have 12 men in football…
not like we pretend down in Seattle….
With apologies to Jimmy Buffett.
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