What was Glacier Peak Brewing, then the Flying Pig, and then the late Majestic Diner is now a pool hall in the middle of our town. What is the world coming to?
Well my friends you have trouble, right here in River City, right here on Colby Avenue. Look what it says on the sign : “All Ages Welcome”. If that is not an invitation to degrade the moral character of our children I am at a loss to define anything more bold. Look at the Sin!
Perhaps if we handed our children musical instruments and formed a marching band it would distract them from this dark path. I happen to sell these instruments, and am happy to talk to any parents interested in assuring their child grows into honorable adulthood.
Friends the idle brain is the devils playground.
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