AFP reported yesterday a lawyer in Kenya has offered 50 cows for the hand of the President’s oldest daughter in marriage. He sweetened the deal with 70 sheep and 30 goats, 150 head altogether.
Think of what this can do for American-Kenyan relations! Clearly this would ensure peace between our nations for a generation.
If called to negotiate the prenuptial further I will counsel the First Family to hold out for another cow. And what the hell, why not throw in a few chickens?
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