Like Alexander Fleming stumbling upon penicillin it appears Samsung has mass marketed a new weapon of mass destruction, the Galaxy Note 7 smart phone. Apparently the batteries explode, catch fire, or both.
The message from the company advises the machine should be immediately powered down and surrendered to a retailer at the strip mall where you bought it. Unstated is the Pentagon’s plan to collect these devices, have B-52 aircrews arm them once in flight and use them to gravity bomb ISIS en masse.
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