I have maintained for a long time there is a flaw in the First Amendment. Anyone can start a church.
One day in my practice, years ago now, a woman blew into my office to ask me to draft a settlement between her and her boyfriend about the custody of their 2 year old. Sort of a cash and carry kind of deal.
Then he drove back, with the child, probably because he couldn’t handle the demands of parenting a 2 year old but as cocky as ever. He assures me this wont happen again. Here is the reason he gave:
“It happened on the way back from Florida” he says to me. “I’m a Full Christian” he says, his head nodding as he tells me he is full of it.
This leaves me wondering if I am just some fraction of Christian.